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Post by Raek on Apr 12, 2011 9:38:26 GMT -5
Here's a lill something for u fellow miners: Come up with some nice death messages & win... well, something, like a nice in-game item.. U can come up with general messages or enemy specified, heres a reference list of different death types from the game:
skeleton creeper spider zombie slime ghast pigzombie monster giant wolf pvp (other player - here you can use other player's name and the item the kill was made with) tnt cactus water lava fall fire firetick suffocate (item block) void unknown reason
As an example death message: "Raek was killed by a zombie!"
You can post just one death message or come up with something for every one, post here or PM..
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Post by zombnipotence on Apr 19, 2011 9:11:39 GMT -5
skeleton - §4%name% got killed by nothing. Seriously, he just died. Fucking pussy. creeper - §4%name% was disassembled by an exploding green penis- wait WHAT? spider - §4%name% was so afraid of a tiny little bug that he curled up in a ball and peed himself. Then he died. zombie - §4%name% was murdered and soon after eaten by his own undead grandmother. slime - §4%name% was absorbed by hopping globs of creeper jizz. ghast - §4%name% was fucked by flaming tentacle monsters- someone is making a hentai about it. pigzombie - Tainted meaty man pigs got the best of ol' §4%name%. I cannot describe what they are doing to his corpse. monster - §4%name% was defeated in battle by a generic enemy! Oh the horror! giant - §4%name% just got stepped on. End result: pancake night is off, guys; sorry it's just not right, y'know? wolf - A god damn puppy was able to take out that faggot named §4%name% pvp - %name% was mercilessly raped in the ass with %othername%'s %item%. It was violent and bloody, and we're gonna need some ice, bleach, and rubber gloves. tnt - §4%name% got his internal organs exploded, someone go steal his shit. cactus - §4%name% has learned the repercussions of putting a cactus up his ass. Learned your lesson, pervert? water - §4%name% just drowned in a fucking puddle. How the hell does that even HAPPEN? lava - §4%name% is no longer alive ...On a COMPLETELY unrelated note: BBQ tonight. fall - §4%name% committed suicide because he thought nobody liked him. He was wrong. Nobody even knew he existed. fire - STOP DROP AND ROLL, §4%name%. FUCKING IDIOT. firetick - (what the fuck is a firetick? Is this a creature from a mod?) §4%name% was eaten by burning nipples suffocate (item block) - §4%name% got his head stuck in something, and suffocated, what a dumbass. void - §4%name% must have messed with portals or something, because dis nigga be dead. unknown reason - Guys... Herobrine is here, holy shit ABANDON THE SERVER BEFORE HE EATS YOUR SOUL, LIKE POOR §4%name%
**Edit** This post is rather sexist, considering the lack of reference to females.
This was considered, and soon after, ignored.
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Post by Raek on Apr 28, 2011 11:44:05 GMT -5
Added some of the above messages, keep 'em coming and old ones will be replaced as better ones are suggested Yes, Foil, there might be better ones than yours.. I mean, green penis, WAT??
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